Hi there. I'm baack. Well job searching has been pretty much like back in clinton and va. Going nowhere. I got my hopes up and swindled by my own mother and believing her constant drawls of there being prosperity here. But i'm just not meant to be on the recieiving end of it i suppose. In order to fund my happiness, i need to sell my gaming computer because quite frankly it's not of much use right now living in a van and hotel from time to time and i need the money to go on a vacation badly. If i do get a job, i'll just build a new one.
More bad news. The STL Housing authority has a waiting list. The list can open any time, but the wait is astronomical... So it looks like i'll have to go either to...
1. A shelter here and be homeless alone unless...
2. Job Corps (even though i've already graduated from there)
3. Teen homeless program
But if none of those are able to occur then i'll have to
1. Hold some managers at gunpoint and forcefully gain a job.
2. Become a male hooker.
If even those don't work then
1. Become a drug dealer.
If that even fails
1. Jump off a tall building.
If i die then
1. Oh shit. Eh oh well.
If i don't
1. Become famous and get publicity and such.
But if i don't end up doing the jump then i can always join the army and hope that
1. I survive and get all the enlistment bonuses and such
2. Get all the enlistment bonuses and get messed up enough to get discharged
Man life sucks.
Also i noticed that i've earned 14 cents off this blog. I made it for the sole reason to let others step into my life and see my works. I didn't expect to earn money off it (even though i've been REALLY money hungry lately) but if your a dedicated reader or even a person who just stopped by, give my blog some exposure. Post in my chatbox that you've done so and i'll be glad to use your link in your name to properly advertise and expose your blog.
I've also been told i'm hilarious. I don't think i'm completely side splitting, but maybe i've found a new profession i can get into? People would be surprised at what you can discover when your yourself. I know i discovered i walk like a boss when sleepy.
Byee
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